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Album Description

Your brand new portable telephone lets out a muffled ring from within your leather Samsonite suitcase as you ascend to the 91st floor of the generic high rise you work in. Your almost certainly psychopathic boss is on the other end of the call demanding a summative report on last months deals with a western oil conglomerate on his desk within 24 hours. Broken and bruised from your three day weekend of post-adolescent debauchery you have no choice but to chuck your slacks up on your desk, light up a mild seven, and plug into a h a z e created by... [Read more]

Compact Cassette!

Dear investors,

We are delighted to bring you Pizza Hotline's 'deals with a western oil conglomerate' on compact cassette! This hardcopy version of the album features 2 new and unheard bonus tracks. If you would like to become an investor of Around The Water Cooler then please join our venture by preordering this incredible company asset! After preordering you will be contacted via fax when the tapes are ready.

We are proud to announce that this physical release is a collaboration between ATWC and Agora Road. Please visit Agora Road’s Macintosh Cafe to chat about anything vaporwave over a cup of virtual joe!


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- - LIMITED EDITION OF 30 COMPACT CASSETTES - -

- - THIS IS A PRE ORDER, YOU WILL BE FAXED WHEN THE ASSETS ARE READY - -

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